What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude