Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !