Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !