Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .