Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.