Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!