Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........

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An Autipsy.

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A concert that costs 45 cents.

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He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Because they can't have land sections

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a c-section.

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Gynecolleges.

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Standing on his head!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.