What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word