What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!