Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!