Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !