What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs