Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!