Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.