What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What meds are you on?

I want some.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!