Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.