Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal