Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.