Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.