What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Alzheimer, Grandma.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.