What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...