Are you ticklish?"
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Leave the plunger in the toilet
I have explosive diarrhea.