Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)