How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.