How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.