Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.