When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt