What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Antibiotics

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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A dead one.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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Life eventually ends.

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Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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A "moderator", apparently.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.