How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.