How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.