What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Ego-Testicle.

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.