When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.