What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.