What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.