How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.