How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.