Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Wind Gust Jokes More Wind Gust Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago