When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!