What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!