What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Deviled eggs!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!