When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook