Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why are you naked?

dammit