Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
Bunnies squirm too much.
Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.
A Roman Catholic.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Yall nailed it.
Baby on board.
A. He uses "windows".
Put him in water!
Because he was hydra-phobic.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
