Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '