Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Only my dad gets it.
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
A snooker table
They didn't get hit by Terrorists.
She replied: "with scissors of course."
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
Because he found his honey.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
This joke...
