How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.