How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one