How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!