What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.