What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!