Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.