Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism