Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.