What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"