Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.