Everywhere.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.