Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.