Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!