Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!