Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Little Sarah Jokes More Little Sarah Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.