'Where is the bar tended?'
Because her lips stick
It uses a plant stand.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
They cantaloupe
A tachyon walks into a bar.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.
Barbecue tonight!"