Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !