Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.