Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Protester Jokes More Protester Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.