Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.