Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.