Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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A spock plug.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.