Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.