Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

A: Pooched.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.