What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator