What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.