Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle