Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.