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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked