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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes?

I haven't got the faintest idea.