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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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